United Nations: Wannabe World Government

The United Nations is the biggest waste of time ever. How big, you ask? The UN's budget for 2008 was $4.17 billion. And how much of that was a complete waste? $4.17 billion. How do I know this for sure? After a long day of riding around in my Army-surplus Hummer with my 12 gauge pointed out the window, firing at any endanger species that moves (in season or not)(God, I love the Second Amendment), listening to country music about driving pick-ups with my tin full of Skoal, I like to learn a little about the world from truly American perspective. I watch Sean Hannity, and due to this, I know for one that America is the single greatest best country that God has ever given man on the face of this earth (only a true American could be that eloquent). I also know that Alan Colmes is a puny liberal that should be kicked in the ass whenever given the chance and that UN is UNAmerican. Know what else they are? UNconcerned about it! (It makes sense that everything they do and are, they are also the opposite of because you can just put the prefix UN in front of it and flip their role.) "But how is the UN unconcerned about their being UNAmerican and in what way are they un-American, anyhow?" a soft-on-terrorism liberal like Alan Colmes might ask. Well, I might then respond accordingly: "Alan, I don't think Sean Hannity took you off mute (1), (2) the UN is a socialist organization, taking money from our government and spreading it around the world to refugees, disaster areas and crisis situations. Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! Why do I need to spend my hard earned money on people who I don't know? How could you get more socialist and anti-capitalist? Anyway, to answer your stupid, insignificant, tree-hugging, homosexual agenda-pushing question about the UN's lack of concern for America, I'd like to say this: that we owe them nothing, but we give money, and when we have a disaster like the election fraud in the 2008 elections (yes, you heard it here first, that dirty Hawaiian stole the election with his socialist army of drugged-up college students) the UN relief fund for the Republican Party to put out adds for a recount is no where to be found." Let's take a look at the UN Millennium Development Goals (MDGs): besides being UNdevelopmental they are useless as the Democratic $900 billion spending bill. In 2000, the world's leaders all agreed to address eight of the most pressing issues–Jesus this part is fucking boring–in the entire world and resolved to meet these eight MDGs by 2015. To make a long, very boring story short, the progress has been comparable to teaching a monkey to read (and I'm not making any references to those kids in Detroit). One might ask, "What about the UN's campaign to eradicate Small Pox and their large role in providing a diplomatic buffer between the world and nuclear holocaust during the Cold War?" Of course even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then and an alcoholic high school teacher makes a speech about something other than his Vietnam days occasionally, but we can't always just rely on the sheer LUCK of the UN. The truth is, the UN tries to do too much and is too big for its cause. We should immediately retake the UN headquarters in New York and turn it into something much more fun and worthwhile to AMERICANS. When was the last time anyone considered OUR feelings? We should treat ourselves to something really nice. The site is pretty big. I'm thinking a theme park/casino would be pretty appropriate. All proceeds would go to a REAL non-profit, that's right, the N.R.A.