The Sheep of Obama

The Sheep of Obama

You know what an avid-Obama supporter is? A fucking moronic moron, bigot, dimwitted, loser who obviously hasn’t the slightest idea of what democracy is about. I don’t think Plato meant for democracy to be turned into a “who can shout the loudest” competition and that’s exactly what it was (that’s funny because in ancient Greece that’s exactly how they won arguments). Democracy in this case is nothing more then a fucking joke. What’s the point of voting, if all I have to do is wear a shirt that doesn’t even fucking fit me, and jump up in down for a man I know nothing about except that he’s black and is for "change," whatever the fuck that means. Obama fans constantly make fools out of themselves by wearing these fucking shirts, not only are these people too incompetent to get a shirt that fits, but also are so pathetic that they go with the one with sparkles. This just shows how the masses are lost in the glitz & glamor of it (Lady Gaga supports him, he must be good (!)), and once its done, well, then they stop caring. Need proof? I want the person reading this to go out and find an avid-Obama supporter, and ask that person what Obamas fiscal policy entitles. Shocking as it may seem (sarcasm to the left), their going to look at you dumbfounded, and then they will go back to the jumping and screaming, that's what their good at. It’s funny because the only difference between an avid-Obama supporter and a football addict is that one of them is going to be making a decision that affects everyone’s lives. I wonder what these fucks are going to do now since their Messiah is finally in office, oh wait, I know, their going to talk about how every fucking day is history because we have a black president. I fucking hate that shit “it’s history (!)” Yes, it is history, but so is me jacking off yesterday and me remembering it today, that’s HISTROY, so shut the fuck up.

Before we go into a rant, let us really examine these people, and show the parallel between sports fanatics and avid Obama supporters.

It seems as though Barack Obama’s supporters have been lacking in their zealotry lately. For the past few months nearly everyone I know has been shouting “Yes We Can” from the rooftops, wearing Obama’s face on their chests, and insinuating that I ‘m a bigot for disagreeing with his policies. The youth that has been so recently “politically active” seems to have quit caring about politics again. Throwing out the rational argument that Obama’s campaign was won on hype and a very clever play of the race card, we are left with one explanation: people are equating politics to sports.

Let’s pretend that the University of Michigan and the University of Michigan State football teams are the Republican and Democratic parties, respectively. Living in Michigan means that you absolutely must choose one school to support. For those of you who don’t live in Michigan, you need know only this: people have died during drunken debate over which team is better. Now that teams have been established, we can review the score of the big game of 2008.

Michigan State won with a score of 365 points to a measly 173! The fans were ecstatic, bounding up and down the streets howling victoriously; however, the ravenous celebration only lasts a few days. When the season ends, the fans appear in droves to the closing ceremonies (or inauguration). Slowly but surely, the fans forget about football until the next face-off between the two big teams…

Back in reality, the game doesn’t end after the election. In fact, it might not end for another eight years. What the ignorant masses fail to realize is that Barack Obama represents no real or meaningful change, just more of the same. As much as they deny it, and as much as Obama may deny it, this entire election has been centered on race. Many years ago, a man had a dream in which a man might not be ‘judged by the color of his skin, but by the content of his character’. Congratulations America; he's rolling in his grave.

Disagree? Well, if you do indeed completely disagree it’s because you have inhaled a colossal amount of shit and have been deluding yourself of the truth, I admit sometimes the Kool-Aid is tasty. If you agree with us to some extent then you are welcome into our loving arms, while their you can join us in a circle jerk marathon!

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